Plush Dragon

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June 2013

I love chai latte.

I am not ashamed to admit this. I also thankful for the keurig coffee machine in my office.

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Jun 19, 201315 notes
I don't even think I look good blonde.

It makes me look all pink.

Jun 19, 20132 notes
Jun 19, 201311 notes
Yup. I give up.

I’ll never be a real Targaryen.

Jun 19, 20135 notes
This is my absolute last attempt at platinum hair.

If this doesn’t work, I’m done ever attempting it again.

Jun 18, 20132 notes
Jun 18, 2013129 notes
could you post your spread sexy butt ?

This really made me want to go get my tub of country crock spread and sculpt a butt in it. But I’ll restrain myself.

And no, I’m not going to spread my ass for a picture.

Jun 18, 20133 notes
Jun 18, 201317 notes
Just so you know,

I’m Brainette Smurf.

Jun 18, 20136 notes
Daenerys Targaryen?

From Game of Thrones.

Jun 17, 2013
Its okey thanx for your kindness !! Are you using whatsapp??

No

Jun 17, 2013
I should wait ....??? Say yes or no

I cannot anticipate a time in which I would choose to post pictures of my vagina on the internet. I am not comfortable doing so, and I can’t imagine that will ever change.

TL;DR.

No.

Jun 17, 20133 notes
Well, it looks cute!

I’m withholding judgement til I get it platinum. I want to see myself with Daenerys Targaryen hair!

Jun 17, 20131 note
When can we see the haven b/w your thighs???

You make me sound like a harbor town on a stormy sea…with my lighthouse beckoning the poor ships into my safe haven to wait out the squall…

Little do the sailors know, the lighthouse is operated by an evil enchantress, and the seemingly calm waters are inhabited by carnivorous mermaids, just waiting to feed on the bodies of the sailors the enchantress lures in to dash their boats on the rocks.

And even if they survive the shipwreck, and make it alive through the waters, the enchantress will simply cast her spell on them and they will live the rest of their days on her island as pigs.

Wait, what were we talking about?

Jun 17, 20133 notes
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