Plush Dragon
So.

I have an appointment for a haircut, an appointment for another tattoo, and plans to go out tomorrow night to meet new people.

So why do I feel so lonely and ignored tonight?

Is it impolite to tell someone you don’t want to date them or even chat with them because they seem like a boring person?

It is, isn’t it?

I want someone to take me out to lunch.

Because I don’t like eating alone.

studip:

if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras

Victoria’s Secret doesn’t carry bras in my size. :P

viewovermerryton:

chromecavaties:

viewovermerryton:

If I bought a really nice fedora and just constantly dressed as Indiana jones and adopted Sean Connelly as my dad would that be socially acceptable?

It’s never socially acceptable to wear a fedora.

I was afraid this would be the case.

No. Fedoras are fine. The hat adopted by douche MRAs has been erroneously labelled as a fedora, but it is actually a trilby, a completely different hat.

The fedora (yes, think Indiana Jones) is still acceptable!

I officially have an appointment for a haircut.

I’m trying to cut off the remainder of the damaged hair from the smurf incident. Anyone have any idea of styles I should try? Think about chin length. I’d love to see suggestions!

It’s almost a shame to wash my hair when it looks like this.  But it’s sweaty.  So no choice.

It’s almost a shame to wash my hair when it looks like this. But it’s sweaty. So no choice.

I thought it should go without saying.

But I couldn’t possibly date someone who doesn’t believe in evolution. Who thinks creationism has any place in our public schools.

Yeah. It’s a deal breaker.

hedgehogsofasgard:

What to do with socks by Loki
- Get in your sock
- Get comfy!

plush-dragon:

Corset/fishnets… finale.